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一年轻牧师向老牧师请教：“怎样才能吸引教民的注意力？”老牧师答：“你可以说：‘我一生中最幸福的时光是在一个女人的怀里度过的。’”年青牧师吃惊地看着老牧师。老牧师得意地说：“然后你说：‘她就是我的母亲。’”
A young priest asked the old priest: "How can we attract the attention of the Christians? " The old priest answered: "You can say: 'The happiest time in my life is spent in a woman's arms.'" The younger priest looked at the old priest in surprise. The old priest said elatedly: "Then you can say: " 'She is my mother'."

年青牧师觉得这招不错。在一次礼拜中，他向人们说：“我一生中最幸福的时光是在一个女人的怀里度过的。”大家都吃惊地望着他。他很得意，却把词忘了。接着他说：“……可是……我却记不起她是谁了。”
The young priest thought this was a good way. In a sermon, he siad to the people: "The happiest time in my life is spent in a woman's arms." Everybody looked at him in surprise. But he was so elated that he forgot the words. Then he said: "...But... I cannot remember who she is."

A young priest once asked an old priest how to draw the people's attention in the church, the old man said, "you may say to them, my happiest moment was spent in a woman's arms." The young priest looked at him in surprise. Then the old priest said with complacency, "then you tell them, 'she's my mother.'"
Young priest thought that was a great idea. During in a worship, he spoke to the group, "I spent my happiest moment in a woman's arms." Everyone looked at him in surprise. He was very satisfied, and forgot the next lines. He continued, "but..I can't remember who she was.."

A young priest to the old priest ask: "How can we attract the attention of Christians» "old priest answered:" You can say: 'My life is the most happy time in a woman's arms spent,' "the younger Pastor surprised to see the old priest. Old priest proudly said: "Then you said: 'She is my mother'."
Young priest think this move well. In a week, to the people he said: "my life is the most happy time in a woman's arms spent." Surprised and we all looked at him. He was very proud,却把words forgotten. Then he said: "………… But I can not remember who she has."